Where Is My Dog?

It's hard to work out exactly what this film is about.

Where is my dog? More like where is my plot? A team of discontent call centre workers try to find an escape from the repetitive everyday existence they find themselves trapped in.

As the opening credits fall, the camera zooms down to a call centre in a dull non-descript Belgian town. Everything is grey, colourless, silent and confusing. This pretty much sets the tone for the rest of the film.

It is never really clear whose dog is missing but the subject is lightly touched upon by the character "Suttkuss" who continually speaks through mouthfuls of potato chips. Therefore you can never work out what he's saying! Having said that though, he at least makes more sense than the Polish lady who seems to speak in riddles, at one point offering Ralf to: "have a weekend" And for anybody who can work out what a "morring" is please send in your answers on a postcard.

The relevance of the Italian manager asking the Englishman to "throw away all his bad staff" seems just as irrelevant.

Then finally The character Bart Meers smashes through the roof with the barking dog in his arms. Everybody applauds and cheers and an email is sent out congratulating Bart on his incredible achievement.

Bad costumes - poor English - confusing dialogue and no plot - Could this be the worst film ever made?