Andy Richter credited as playing...
Self
- Andy Richter: [in front of his infant child] I pull up Mommy's dress and I put my wiener in her butt.
- Doug Stanhope: [in front of his infant child] ... and I push it into her unwilling anus.
- Andy Richter: Then I move my wiener back and forth, until stuff shoots out.
- Doug Stanhope: So it's finally just a whole prolapsed rectum. It looks like a serated sea snake. Remember when I took you to Sea World? Yeah.
- Andy Richter: And all the stuff shoots on her face.
- Doug Stanhope: And I stick my cock in her ass
- [pantomines holding his penis]
- Doug Stanhope: It's like a shillelaigh, it's all knotted with boils and fibrous tumors. I'll show you a little bit later.
- Andy Richter: The brother comes out. He eats stuff off her face.
- Doug Stanhope: With this bleeding anus splattering on the crowd. We give the first few rows garbage bags. Have you seen Gallagher?
- [baby begins to cry]
- Doug Stanhope: Yeah I didn't like it that much myself.
- Andy Richter: And they eat the poop off the floor.
- Doug Stanhope: and he says taa-daa!
- Andy Richter: And the man says "The Aristocrats"
- [long pause]
- Andy Richter: and did I mention that two of the men are probably Jews?