Pete's Pants

Pete had a pair of fine, new, Sunday-go-to-meeting pants. He wanders out to air his regalia and discovers two hobos, Ben and Slippery, drinking up his milk. He chases them into the barn, whe... Read allPete had a pair of fine, new, Sunday-go-to-meeting pants. He wanders out to air his regalia and discovers two hobos, Ben and Slippery, drinking up his milk. He chases them into the barn, where they pull the coup d'etat and lock his neck in a cow yoke. They punch him with a pitchf... Read allPete had a pair of fine, new, Sunday-go-to-meeting pants. He wanders out to air his regalia and discovers two hobos, Ben and Slippery, drinking up his milk. He chases them into the barn, where they pull the coup d'etat and lock his neck in a cow yoke. They punch him with a pitchfork until the seat of his trousers looks like a salt shaker with the top off. Sophie, his ... Read all