- Frankie: My old man wrote me a letter from prison once. It said if you don't want to end up in here, stay away from crime, women and drugs. Trouble is, that don't leave you much else to do, does it?
- Frankie: Two beers please, and I don't suppose there's a chance you'll suck my cock?
- Lady at bar: No, there isn't a chance. My old man's over there, and he's a big cunt.