User reviews

Here is a typical Skinamax movie with the expected mixture of soft-core sex and lame comic gags. The plot is a bit like 'Bikini Carwash Company', but while Bikini Carwash was a very fun T&A romp, this one is just boring and the sex scenes don't even really deliver. The best moments are easily provided by Michelle Bauer, the veteran horror movie queen, who actually is very funny as a prudish teacher. Fellow vet Jay Richardson is also in it.

Beverly Lynne is a bit refreshing as well. She's all-natural and has a great body. The other two blondes (Stacy Burke and Cailey Taylor) are not memorable in the least and pumped full of silicone. 3/10

Has softcore turned a blind eye to it's original audience? Are they so desperate to keep up with the times? How else can you explain the lack of a decent story (say what you will, series and films from the late 90's did have some decent stories) and the relentlessness of getting cookie cutter blondes naked on screen? I feel sorry for newcomers to the softcore scene. I fear we'll never have a starlet quite like Gabriella Hall, or Nikki Fritz, or Tane McClure ever again. No class. No etiquette. The simulated sex has lost all feeling and emotion, and I really can't stand it anymore.

If this is the new face of softcore, it's an ugly one.