Flushed Away (2006)

Andy Serkis: Spike

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Quotes 

• [Spike and Whitey are falling] 

  Spike : Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!

  [Whitey lands safely in the water, while Spike hits a cement stone] 

  Whitey : I kept me legs straight, Spike.

  [a power cord lands on Spike] 

• Roddy : Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved. I'm just an innocent bystander.

  Spike : Rita, Rita, Rita.

  [laughs] 

  Spike : Thought you could give us the slip?

  [Slips and falls] 

  Spike : What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! Who have we got here?

  Whitey : I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.

• Whitey : Are you sure about this, Spike? These things are dangerous.

  Spike : Danger is my middle name!

  Whitey : I thougth it was Lesley.

• [Talking about Spike's hands] 

  Spike : They're small but these are lethal weapons, these are.

  Whitey : You got your mother's hands.

• Thimblenose Ted : Hey guys, I just had a tipoff. They're heading west, to Kensington.

  Spike : Bingo!

  Whitey : Scrabble!

  Spike : Enough games! To the Ratmobiles!

• Spike : Blimy, it's cold.

  Whitey : That's why I wore me mittens.

  Spike : Wha... Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrasing me!

  Whitey : It's all right for you. You've got little hands. They don't freeze as much.

  Rita : What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby!

  Roddy : I haven't got your ruby!

  [the ruby falls on his hand] 

  Roddy : Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.

• Toad : Where are those idiots!

  [talking to his tadpoles] 

  Toad : It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys.

  [speaks baby talk] 

  Toad : Yes, that's right. Oh, come on out, my lovelies. Cheer your old Dad up. Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats in this joy-less, sun-less void! But don't worry, Daddy will get rid of them all. They'll all be deady-weddy.

  [Kisses tadpole tank. Whitey and Spike enter] 

  Toad : Did you find it?

  [still in baby voice] 

  Spike : Huh?

  Toad : [angered]  Uh! Did you find it?

• Whitey : Oh, I love a happy ending.

  Spike : Oh, you've gone soft. I like unhappy endings, with lots of violence.

  [the champagne bottle used to christen the Jammy Dodger II swings over and hits Spike; the cork pops and the bottle goes flying, taking Spike with it; offscreen crash] 

• Spike : All right, all right! It's time to bring out... the Persuader!

  [takes out a nutcracker] 

  Spike : Your choice, mate. You can talk now, or you can talk later. Ain't that right, Persuader?

  Spike : [through the nutcracker, in a much higher voice]  Yes, in a much higher voice.

• Spike : Any last requests?

  Roddy : Yes. Could you fly, quite suddenly, off the boat, screaming like a girl?

  Spike : What?

  [Is jerked off the boat by a cord] 

  Spike : AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

• Spike : Bingo!

  Whitey : Scrabble! Heh.

• Spike : Ohhh, Whitey!

  Whitey : I saw an opportunity, and I seized it.

• Spike : Danger is my middle name!

  Whitey : I always thought your middle name was Leslie.