- Cooper Day: You gotta stop bein' the bunny and step up to the plate.
- Abby Day: That's an absurd sentence!
- Cooper Day: Absurd or brilliant?
- Cooper Day: Dad, will you please just let us handle this?
- Jack Day: Did anyone have sex, take drugs or skip school?
- Cooper Day, Natalie Day, Emma: [in unison] No!
- Jack Day: [walking away] Carry on.
- Cooper Day: [on the subject of Natalie being pregnant] Yeah, and I can't wait to tell everyone at school you don't know who the father is.
- Nathan Day: Sometimes it feels like you're still walkin', Coop.
- Cooper Day: And... nevermind.
- Nathan Day: And it feels like I still haven't gone after you, doesn't it?
- [Cooper nods]
- Cooper Day: You gotta stop bein' the bunny and step up to the plate.
- Nathan Day: That's an absurd sentence!
- Cooper Day: Absurd or brilliant?
- Cooper Day: [On the subject of Natalie being pregnant] Yeah, and I can't wait to tell everyone at school you don't know who the father is.