Pussy Foot'n 1

A fetish is a fetish is a fetish. Perhaps Gertrude Stein never said that, but watching fetish porn like this one makes me think of that great W. C. Fields tagline: "Pardon my redundancy".

That's the problem with this way overlong (running two hours) parade of beauties sucking each other's toes, inserting big toes into their pussies and otherwise overdoing it. The viewer is a foot fetishist by definition, but perhaps so much repetition could cure that habit.

Fortunately the casting is hard to resist with such beauties as Jana Cova on the payroll. Hedging their bets, the producers have added a couple of studs for foot-jobs, but this video plays like a lesbian show.

With the rise of vignette porn, this is quite obsolete. And such foot fetishism has alarmingly gone mainstream as folks actually seem to earn money by posting photos of their footsies on-line, oh the horror of it all! Even Sarah Silverman has memorialized the trend as a punchline of her recent tv commercial hawking some product the name of which, in the tradition of modern soft-sell advertising, I can't remember.