Before signing up (and so successful) with Adam & Eve, Carmen Luvana stars in this ephemeral comedy made by Andre Madness, whose own career with Adam & Eve is still going strong 2 decades later.
But at New Sensations, the bar is low for features, and the studio has given up on them altogether by now. This one tries relentlessly for comedy and fails.
Carmen and roommate Chloe Dior are coeds, but there is zero college activity in this feature. Carrmen wants a job to defray school expenses so Chloe suggests a massage parlor job. No surprise at all -it involves sex rather than just a rubdown. Ann Marie Rios is styled as a fake oriental Miss Lee running the place and the hiinks are just sex there.
It's meant to be a story film but the scenes turn out to be vignettes that barely relate to each other: a flashback of Angel Long as a stripper auditioning for club owner Julian who gives her casting couch action. During sex he visualizes Carmen instead and makes the mistake of calling Angel "Carmen" which makes her angry. This scene makes no sense at all, since Carmen never met Julian and is not a stripper either.
A corrupt cop (Andy Poncherello, a crew member who hams it up in a NonSex role) busts the massage parlor for the opposite reason -he doesn't' get his expected dose of sex but just a rubdown, and in jail Ann Marie and Carmen have lesbian sex. To help out, roommate Dior has sex with a professor (Steve Hatcher, a dropout in real life if ever there was one), who pays her back by arranging for a judge played by Randy Spears to have parlor sex with Carmen. The movie's conclusion is dull, stupid and unfunny. Not to worry. Dumb outtakes pad the running time at the end.
This merely adds up to a demonstration why in the early part of this century, Adam & Eve was vastly superior to New Sensations/Digital Sin.
