- Mac: [after a night in prison] Man, what a crazy night.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Eh, I've had worse. Nice seeing ya again, Charlie. Say hi to the kids for me.
- Guard: Will do, Bloo.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Mac's in trouble! Mac's in trouble! You are in trouble!
- Mac: You know, you're in trouble, too.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I'm always in trouble!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [to Mac] See! He's screwing everything up!
- Cheese: Nu-uh! I'm only screwing the wheel!
- [Talking about Mr. Herriman]
- Frances "Frankie" Foster: I'll never understand why my sweet, lovable grandmother imagined that stingy stick-in-the-mud!
- Madame Foster: I told you explicitly, implicitly and unequivocally, no wild parties!
- [beat]
- Madame Foster: ... Without me! You know how much I love wild parties.
- [Bloo is trying to break up Frankie's date with Dylan by posing as her ex-boyfriend]
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Why, Frankie! Fancy meeting you here! How long has it been?
- Frances "Frankie" Foster: [spits out her drink] Bloo?
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Why, Frankie, you old girl! I can't believe you still call me that... term of endearment!
- [Dylan raises an eyebrow, blinks twice]
- Frances "Frankie" Foster: [to Dylan] Heh-heh, heh-heh, uh... don't listen to this maniac!
- [to Bloo]
- Frances "Frankie" Foster: What are you doing here, Bloo?
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Why, I'm on a dinner date! And please, call me by my first name - Orlando!
- Frances "Frankie" Foster: [narrating] Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends is a wonderful, funderful imagination habitation. We provide food, shelter and a warm heart for imaginary friends looking for a place to call *home*. So if you know of or have an imaginary friend that desperately needs a home, then come on down to Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, where good ideas are not forgotten.
- [talking about how to get down from the roof]
- Mac: But how? A ladder? Man, this is tough.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: No, sheets!
- Mac: [shouts] Bloo!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: No, no! Sheets! Bed sheets!
- Mac: [trying to teach Bloo how to be sarcastic] Now you try.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I want a cooookie.
- Mac: [pause] Wait. Are you being sarcastic?
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I'm being huuuungry.
- Wilt: Hey, how ya doing? Name's Wilt.
- [Mac and Bloo stare up at Wilt for a long time]
- Wilt: Yo, guys! Hello? Oh, I get it. Is cool, is cool. I know I'm all broken, with the wonky eye and the stubby arm. Probably freaks you out, huh? Don't worry, I'll get someone else...
- Mac, Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You're tall!
- Wilt: Oh, well, yeah.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You should play basketball.
- Wilt: Oh, well, actually I used to... sure. So, how about that tour?
- Duchess: And to what do I owe the unwelcomed intrusion of Bloo and boy?
- Mac: Please, your Duchessness. I'm late, Bloo's hungry, and we're lost. Can you tell us how to get downstairs?
- Duchess: Yes.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Cool.
- [Duchess resumes eating]
- Mac: Um... hello?
- Duchess: What?
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Aren't you gonna show us the way down?
- Duchess: No.
- Mac: But you said...
- Duchess: You asked if I could, and I can. You didn't ask if I would, and I won't.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Why I oughta... and I will!
- Mr. Herriman: Trust me when I tell you that we did not order a dozen pizzas.
- Pizza Delivery Man: Okay. Here's your pizzas, man.
- Mr. Herriman: I reiterate: We did not order any pizzas. And furthermore, I am not a man. I am a rabbit.
- Pizza Delivery Man: Okay. Here's your pizzas, rabbit.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Secret door, secret door, secret door, secret door, secret door, secret door!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [Bloo becames angry at the Duchess and rushes her] That's it!
- Mac: Bloo! No!
- [runs after Bloo and stops him, but the Duchess opens up a trap door under them]
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Trap door?
- Mac: Yep.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I hate this house!
- Mac: Bloo, you'd better stay away from that secret door. You're going to get in trouble.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Pfft! Secret doors, who needs 'em? What do I care about secret doors?... and the unparalleled delights they keep hidden from the world!
- Mac: [slaps Bloo] Let go, man!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Right, right. It won't happen again.
- Mac: I hope not.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I've got it all under control.
- Mac: You'd better.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: No worries. It's the last thing on my mind. Here, let me get that secret door for you, Mac.
- Mac: Bloo!
- Mac: Secret later, Mac!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: See, I told you they'd go for it.
- Mac: No you didn't. It was my idea.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: But I inspired it with my...
- Mac: Selfishness?
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Self*less*ness.
- Frances "Frankie" Foster: Hi, I'm a stupid, lazy door. I'm so stupid and lazy, I won't even OPEN UP!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You don't look so good.
- Blooregard's Reflection: Well, you're no prize either!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: That's strange. I know I dropped a pair of tighty whities right here.
- Mac: Are you sure?
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Trust me, handling someone else's drawers is something you never forget.
- Rubber Chicken: I've heard of mobile phones, but this is ridiculous.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [Bloo runs up] Hey, have you seen a mo...
- Rubber Chicken: I already made the joke, son. He went thatta way.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Oh, it's you, Heather...
- Berry: BERRY! MY NAME IS BERRY!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I dunno, you look like a Heather to me.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Except the mice. Mice like Cheese.
- Cheese: [looking down at the mice] Hi doggies.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [Berry is driving a train to ram into Mac] That pink whatchamacallit is trying to kill you!
- Berry: [being tied to a giant rubber band ball for the second time] Why does this keep happening to me?
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I'm sorry Mac
- Mac: It's okay Bloo, I
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: No, it's not okay, I was selfish and dumb and I took you for granted, and it's almost got you
- [quickly changes the subject]
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [happily] Paddleball!
- Club DJ: Are you ready to party?
- various Hanna Barbera and Looney Tunes characters: Hooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
- Loudspeakers: We like to party. We like, we like to party. We like to party. We like, we like to party. We like to party. We like, we like to party. We like to party.
- Mac: This is so awful. Various Hanna Barbera and Looney Tunes characters clapped their hands when the electronic dance music starts playing.
- Coco: Coco?
- Narrator with an Australian Accent: Hey, we've got the black cards.
- Wilt: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! How dare you get a black card! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 354234789764212467987654323456742390 weeks, go home right now!
- Narrator with an Australian Accent: You can do whatever you want.
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What is the Italian language plot outline for Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004)?
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