Entourage (2004–2011)
Jerry Ferrara: Turtle
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Quotes
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Johnny Drama : If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.
Turtle : You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.
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Turtle : [looking towards the Pacific Ocean] What direction is that?
Johnny Drama : That's east, you idiot.
Eric : It's west, idiot.
[long pause]
Johnny Drama : Well... I mean, in NY it's east.
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[checking out Eric's new office, which consists of a card table and a chair]
Johnny Drama : Nothing personal, E, but this doesn't exactly say, "I'm Vincent Chase's manager."
Turtle : Yeah, it says, "I'm *Johnny* Chase's manager."
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Turtle : Who the fuck wants a hand job?
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Turtle : Jesus Christ, Ari Gold. You just got demoted to Silver.
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Turtle : He's fuckin' a guy, you're gettin' asked out like a little bitch, I'd say it's a very big deal.
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Turtle : I thought he quit?
Johnny Drama : Cigarettes, not pussy.
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Turtle : Don't talk to us like we're adopted, bro.
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Turtle : Fucking art, man. Fuck fucking art!