- [from trailer]
- Rob Donovan: If I get so much as a scratch on this car, my dad will kill me.
- Tracy Stokes: [car blows up] Your daddy gon' kill you.
- [from trailer]
- Tracy Stokes: [at a five-star restaurant with Rob] I'm telling you, in my old neighborhood, gettin' crab is something totally different.
- Tracy Stokes: Hey girls, my name is Tracy and this is my boy here, Alex ...
- Hot High School Girl: Oh, my God, Rob Donovan is here!
- [they run off]
- Alexander Jeffries: It's okay. They probably had herpes anyway.