Leatherheads (2008)

John Krasinski: Carter Rutherford

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Quotes 

• Carter Rutherford : Wait. Where were you two?

  Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly : Out.

  Lexie Littleton : Nowhere.

  Carter Rutherford : Did you *kiss* her?

  Lexie Littleton : Now wait a minute.

  Carter Rutherford : I want answers!

  Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly : Yeah, I kissed her! On the mouth, twice! And I liked it. A lot!

  Carter Rutherford : Oh you did, did you?

  Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly : Yeah!

  Lexie Littleton : Thanks.

  Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly : You're welcome.

• Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly : [as they prepare to fight]  I just want to say, stay away from my right knee.

  Carter Rutherford : Watch my left shoulder.

  Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly : I will. Also, my right hindquarter. Behind my right thigh, but really, the *whole* hindquarter.

  Carter Rutherford : Well, you wouldn't punch me in the back, would you? Because I got a bad back.

  Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly : No, never. Let's just go for the face.

  Carter Rutherford : Me too, just hit me in the face.

• Carter Rutherford : [Wants to fight Dodge over Lexie]  Okay, we can do this right here, or we can go outside.

  Lexie Littleton : Get him, Dodge!

  Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly : We got a game in five days.

  Lexie Littleton : What?

  Carter Rutherford : What, you think you're gonna hurt me?

  Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly : I might.

  Lexie Littleton : Did you hear what he just called me?

  Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly : He's a little drunk.

  Carter Rutherford : [Scoffs]  I'm not drunk, you coward!

  Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly : Really? Cause your sleeve's on fire.

• Carter Rutherford : I thought you liked me.

  Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly : Look, she's too old for you.

  Lexie Littleton : What? Well, you're too old for *me*!

  Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly : Well, you got me on that one.

• Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly : [looking at Carter's plays]  I guess I should get a couple of diagrams of the plays we run.

  Carter Rutherford : Sure. Yeah. These are a lot like your plays, only a little more... effective.

• Carter Rutherford : CC tells me you're printing that story.

  Lexie Littleton : I haven't decided.

  Carter Rutherford : You're not a reporter. You're a *liar*.

  Lexie Littleton : Slow down there, Kaiser.

  Carter Rutherford : If you just wanted a story, then why didn't the Trib send one of their hacks with a cigar stuffed in their snout. But, no, they sent you to snuggle up and play nice.

  Lexie Littleton : I never was much for cigars, but if it'd make you feel better...

  Carter Rutherford : Maybe I should just leave twenty bucks on the bed stand!