Be Cool (2005)

James Woods: Tommy Athens

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• Chili Palmer : You know unless you're willing to use the R-rating you can only use the f-word once?

  Tommy Athens : You're kidding me.

  Chili Palmer : No. You know what I say? Fuck that.

• Chili Palmer : What's this movie about?

  Tommy Athens : Me!

  Chili Palmer : I couldn't even get your mother to watch that movie.

• Chili Palmer : [gets up] 

  Tommy Athens : Hey, wait. Where are you going?

  Chili Palmer : I'm going to the men's. I just had two ice teas.

  Tommy Athens : Hey, Chil. How does the movie sound?

  Chili Palmer : Well, you don't have a movie yet. You have a setting and a premise. But you don't have character arcs or a plot

  Tommy Athens : [while Chili is going to the restroom]  Hey, who will play me? Think about that.

  Chili Palmer : [turns around]  What about Carrot Top?