- Spazz Derek: I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but you ain't got the right to go near my vehicle all right; never mind parking yours in the middle of the fucking road! Hey listen man, I got fucking stuff to do!
- Cole Peters: God damn, it', I actually had a little bit of pee come out!
- Paulie: Really?
- Cole Peters: Just a little, pre-pee.
- The Regulator: You sure stink pretty, like purple gas.
- Deke Ravenwood: Oh, purple gas is pretty stinky, not stinky pretty.
- The Regulator: What?