- Mo Chara: [Opening line] If I was down to my last coin, I'd gamble it. And do you know what I'd put it on? The underdog. You see, I like to think of things in terms of bets. So here I am. A 50p each way bet on a 100 to 1 long shot. And how did I get those odds? Now there's a story.
- J.P. McCallion: I can stand most types. Crooks, villians, even thieves. One thing I can't stand. Funny fellas. Fella's that like to embarrass people, fella's like yourselves.
- Scud Murphy: No way.
- Mo Chara: You're the only one with wheels.
- Scud Murphy: It's a fucking mobile van sure...
- Mo Chara: It's wheels. It can get us down the free state of Ireland. Down south & more importantly out of the way.
- Cerebral Paulsy: We can hardly get fifty pounds, never mind fifty grand.
- Scud Murphy: That's cause you'd smoke it all.