Among Us

The Polonia twins are not only Among Us, they continue to unleash mind-blowing crap like this two (sometimes 3) per year. Sometimes with budgets soaring up to tens of dollars. Having suffered (barely) through mind-numbing utter crap like "Holla if I Kill You", "House That Screamed", it's sequel, AND Hellspawn (yes I know i'm masochistic), I came into this 'film' expecting the worst. And i'm happy (happy being used quite loosely indeed) to inform you that those particular expectations were met quite nicely. From the dreadful opening replete with endless minutes of fart noise to the endless shower sequences that features absolutely NO nudity. From the faux trailer and music videos to the horrendous sound (music overwhelms the actors' speaking at times). As craptacularly bad this tale of a struggling B-grade film maker who meets a real Bigfoot after making a career out of making horror films about the fabled creature is, it's actually one of the better efforts from Polonia, if you can believe it. This is due, in no small part, because the writer of it ISN'T a Polonia (they just directed it) this time around. Even with a good half of the film, if not more, is filler. My Grade: D-