2003 MTV Movie Awards

TV Special
2003
2h 10m

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12th MTV Movie Awards on May 31st, 2003, hosted by Sean William Scott and Justin Timberlake and featuring performances by t.A.T.u., 50 Cent, and Pink. The show includes a parody of "The Matr... Read all12th MTV Movie Awards on May 31st, 2003, hosted by Sean William Scott and Justin Timberlake and featuring performances by t.A.T.u., 50 Cent, and Pink. The show includes a parody of "The Matrix Reloaded (2003)" with Wanda Sykes and Will Ferrell.12th MTV Movie Awards on May 31st, 2003, hosted by Sean William Scott and Justin Timberlake and featuring performances by t.A.T.u., 50 Cent, and Pink. The show includes a parody of "The Matrix Reloaded (2003)" with Wanda Sykes and Will Ferrell.

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5.9/10

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Awards
- 1 win

Trivia
Gollum/Smeagol say their own personal catchphrases from the films during their acceptance speech. When he appears and snatches the award, Gollum calls Andy Serkis "a liar and a thief" and brags, "It's mine! I won it... It was me! We only won because of me!" When it is Smeagol's turn, Smeagol says, "MTV is My friend... My friend!" Gollum responds by saying, "You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you!" Gollum says 'My Precious" when he is lambasting Peter Jackson for being a hack. After Gollum curses a blue streak, Smeagol moans, "Not listening. I'm not listening." Gollum also refers to himself as "we", which is a trademark phrase from Gollum's speech pattern.

Quotes
Andy Serkis: I would like to say a big thank you to all the MTV fans, to all the Lord of the Rings fans, and to everybody who worked on Gollum. It's a complete marriage of skills...
Gollum: [Gollum suddenly appears and snatches the MTV award trophy out of Andy Serkis's hands] You're a liar, and a thief! It's mine! *I* won it! It was me! We only won because of *me*!
Sméagol: [hugging the trophy; cute-faced] And me. MTV is my friend. My friend...
Gollum: You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you!
Sméagol: [Smeagol begins to blubber and then suddenly perks up]
Sméagol: Dobby likes me!
Gollum: [disgusted] Dobby? Dobby's a fucking fag!
Andy Serkis: [sternly] That's enough, Gollum.
Gollum: Piss off, Serkis! You stupid fat woofish fucking turd!
Andy Serkis: I'm... I'm not fat.
Gollum: [pointing at Andy Serkis, the audience, etc] We're not gonna thank anyone, no no! Not you, not MTV, and not those pixel pushing pindicks at Weta Digital! And Peter Jackson, my precious, who do you think you are, you fucking hack?
Gollum: [waves dismissively at the audience, and gives quickly flips them off with the finger; the audience laughs in response] *Shame* on you! Shame on you! Go fuck yourself!
Sméagol: [covering one of his ears with his hand as he continues to hold the trophy; whimpers] Not listening. Not listening.
Gollum: Frankly, nothing can compensate for the long hours and low pay and miserable experience we've had making this fucking movie. And if you think a shitty little tub of gold popcorn is gonna remotely make up for everything *we've* suffered, you're sadly fucking *mistaken*!
[shouts angrily]
Gollum: You're all bastards! MTV *sucks*! *We hates you all*!
Sméagol: [smiles at the camera] Good night!
Sméagol: [Smeagol/Gollum leaves; Andy Serkis looks shocked and embarrassed as the audience applauses]

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1/10

Worst show EVER

I usually check out the MTV movie awards to watch a witty, entertaining show that delivers a unique award show (Chewbacca winning a life-time achievement award as example). So this year was no different. While I'm not a fan of Justin Timberlake, Seann William Scott has always been funny-albiet stupid-to me. I've laughed at Stiffler in both American Pie movies, and even enjoyed him in Dude Where's My Car?. But the MTV movie awards were simply horrible. Nothing was coherrent, humorous, or entertaining. Justin Timberlake should stick to singing and dancing; he sure as hell can't act.

I'm curious as to who the writers were for this show. Last year's performance by Jack Black and Sarah Michelle Gellar was extremly funny (The Lord of the Rings parody alone was worth watching the entire show), but this year was completly different. Did anyone understand Timberlake's comments regarding Luke Wilson and Kate Hudson ("They're staring in a movie together, but have never met! Here they are...") Where was the joke? Kate and Luke just went into their lame dialogue, never making a reference to the "joke" by Timberlake. And Seann was completly wasted as a talent, not even causing me to smile, yet alone laugh. And what was the point of Harrison Ford's one-liners? Did they make ANY sense to anyone? Perhaps the MTV writers figured the young viewers would only know the aging Ford as Han Solo, Indiania Jones, or the President from Air Force One. I'm baffled. And would someone tell me the deal with Adrian Brody? How old is this guy and how old does he THINK he is? The guy looks 30, trying to act 19 again....give it up, show some class (like in your best actor academy award speech) and act your age!

I give this show 1 star out of 4, simply because of the speech by Gollam for Best Visual Performance. This was very creative, extremely well done, and caused the only genuine laugh of the entire evening.