The Apprentice (2004–2017)
Heidi Bressler: Self, Self - Pizza Customer
Quotes
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Heidi Bressler : [Trying to sell Pedicab rides] People need to have more sex, because everyone is just so miserable!
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Heidi Bressler : You're entitled to your opinion...
Carolyn Kepcher : Of course I am, but it's obviously our opinion that matters.
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Heidi Bressler : [playing devil's advocate during the Trump Ice task] "I like my Poland Spring."
Troy McClain : Absolutely. I understand you like that Poland Stream, but now, you're involved with a product that's not from Poland. You're involved with a product that's from New York.
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Heidi Bressler : When we first walked into Meghan's apartment, I was so excited. I mean, I thought her apartment was amazing. She seemed passionate. I mean, she seemed a little creepy...
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Heidi Bressler : [Showing a piece to a potential buyer] Someone comes into your house, you got a toilet tank here.
Potential Buyer : ...So, you're supposed to put this over a toilet?
Meghan Boody (artist) : ...This is a cast-iron fireplace cover.
Heidi Bressler : [voice-over] So what, I made a mistake? I didn't know. I'm gonna sell it as a toilet bowl. It looked like a damn toilet bowl to me.
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Donald Trump : [to Troy] What about Kwame? Do you love Kwame?
Heidi Bressler : [the firees laugh] He does. He does. He's in love with him.
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Donald Trump : [on Omarosa's lying] Heidi, what do you think?
Heidi Bressler : Honestly, I think Omarosa and I should go out for a nice two-hour lunch to discuss it.