- Archangel Ira: Jada, I've never met anyone like you.
- Jada Jennsen: You've never been to the Hamptons?
- Jada Jennsen: You're getting really high 'zzzzzzz' on our Buzz-ometer. What are some of your hobbies?
- Jesus/Ultrachrist!: Contrition. And, you know, working with wood?
- Jesus/Ultrachrist!: I understand that your faith is shaken, but just because Father Barry grabbed your tushy in Sunday school is no reason to spurn all religion.
- Molly: I never told anyone about that! You really are Jesus! Or a friend of Father Barry.
- [Archangel Ira is bragging to God the Father]
- Archangel Ira: I don't have to tell you, but I was something of a minor prophet in my day. Which, glory be to you! We used to say it takes the divine hand of God to make even a minor prophet. And this was before the Nasdaq!
- Jesus/Ultrachrist!: I feel out of touch with the people of today. There are so many new words to learn, like "extranet" and "foofaraw".
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