EuroTrip (2004)

Jakki Degg: Missy

Quotes 

• Cooper : [jumps into the hot tub with Candy in it]  Oh, crap! This isn't where I parked my car!

  Candy : Cooper Harris, you're a pig!

  [starts getting out] 

  Cooper : Wait, Candy. Before you go, you might want to clean that off.

  Candy : Clean what off?

  Cooper : It's like dirt or something. Go like this.

  [shows her how to rub her breast] 

  Cooper : No, just cut it under. To the side, and under.

  Candy : Is it off?

  Cooper : No. I think your top is getting in the way.

  Candy : Really?

  Cooper : Trust me.

  [Candy takes off her top] 

  Cooper : That's better. But keep rubbing it!

  [she rubs] 

  Cooper : No, it's just not coming off.

  Candy : [looks at her chest]  Well, what is it?

  Cooper : Oh, I'll do it. Come here.

  [Cooper starts reaching for Candy's breasts] 

  Missy : [walks in with three jocks]  Oh my God, Candy!

  Candy : [covers herself]  Cooper!

  Cooper : [looks at the jocks]  Hey. This isn't where I parked my car.