- Smartass Paparazzi: Hey, packin' on a few POUNDS there, Laramie!
- Bo Laramie: As a matter of fact, yes. Looks good on me doesn't it?
- Smartass Paparazzi: [after a pause] Yeah!
- [winks at Laramie and continues snapping]
- [deleted scene]
- Cellmate: [in jail] You a fine-lookin' man.
- Rex Harper: [weakly] Thanks. You too.
- [starts sobbing]
- Rex Harper: Hey. I'll be out in a week. Just another great story for Rex Harper.
- Detective Burton: Yeah, in a week you'll be somebody's wife. Let's go.
- Wendell Stokes: The public wants raw and real and that's what we give 'em. Let me tell you something, my friends, we're the last of the real hunters.
- Reporter: [after Harper's Arrest] Are you and Wendell lovers?
- [Laramie called Harper a parasite on TV]
- Rex Harper: Here's your parasite right here.
- [gives the TV the finger]
- Leonard Clark: Nice legs. What time do they open?
- Marcy: [angrily] Does that line usually WORK where you come from?
- Leonard Clark: Yeah, once or twice.
- Marcy: LEAVE! NOW!
- [a few minutes later across the bar]
- Wendell Stokes: What's she like?
- Leonard Clark: She's a lesbian.
- Rex Harper: Oh yeah. I'm going for a second opinion.
- Kevin Rosner: [chuckles] God, you get a lot of lesbians.
- [Rex has a videotape of Marcy having sex]
- Rex Harper: You still think you're going to tell the police the truth about Laramie's accident, you'd BETTER THINK AGAIN! Not only will I broadcast this on every porno site on the internet, I'll make sure a copy ends up on your father's desk at the State Department.
- Marcy: You wouldn't do that?
- Rex Harper: Wouldn't I? That's not MY FACE you see on that screen. So go. GO to the police! SEE if I'm bluffing! Meanwhile, get out of my GODDAMN HOUSE! Get out of here!
- [Harper and Stokes just came back from Laramie's house]
- Wendell Stokes: So what do we do now?
- Rex Harper: [with increasing anger] The whole idea of going IN THERE, Wendell, was to protect ourselves. If we were worried about Laramie coming after us before, we have GUARANTEED it now!
- Wendell Stokes: Why don't we go to the police?
- Rex Harper: [incensed and angrier] And tell them what? "We broke into his house. YOU *ATTACKED* HIS WIFE! And that WE would like some protection?" You are a moron, Wendell. You are an ABSOLUTE *MORON*!
- Wendell Stokes: Hey, what the hell do you expect me to do? The bitch was all over me!
- Rex Harper: *GO HOME*!
- Leonard Clark: [planting a hidden micro-camera and talking to it] Now that's it. Just do your stuff.
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