Good Morning, Miami (2002–2004)

Ashley Williams: Dylan Messinger

Quotes 

• Dylan Messinger : The expression is bonk.

• Lucia Rojas-Klein : What about Steve from craft services?

  Dylan Messinger : Yeah, sure.

  Lucia Rojas-Klein : Do you think Jake is cute?

  Dylan Messinger : I haven't really thought about it.

  Lucia Rojas-Klein : Oh, and you thought of Fat Steve with the sandles and snaggled toe?

  Dylan Messinger : Lucia, I'm happy with Gavin.

  Lucia Rojas-Klein : Ah, listen to you. I did not ask if you were happy with Gavin, I asked if you thought Jake was cute.

  Dylan Messinger : I told you haven't really thought about it.

  Lucia Rojas-Klein : Are you thinking about it now?

  Dylan Messinger : No.

  Lucia Rojas-Klein : Are you thinking about it now?

  Dylan Messinger : No.

  Lucia Rojas-Klein : Are you thinking about it now?

• Sister Brenda : If we're talking in religious terms.

  Dylan Messinger : What do you mean?

  Sister Brenda : If the UPS man was a hymn, I'd sing him everyday.

• Dylan : Are you accusing me of manipulating Jake?

  Penny : Hey, if the peanut buttery clog fits, wear it.

• Dylan : Jake, why are you talking like the frosted mini-wheat?

• Dylan : Why'd you kiss me back?

  Jake : Self defense?

• Gavin : Oh great, more about Silver. I guess it's "bring your obsession to work day." He can see where mommy works.

  Dylan : I am not obsessed by Jake. I wish YOU weren't so threatened by him.

  Gavin : ME, threatened by Silver? Why, what's he going to do, knee-cap me with an upper-cut?

• Gavin : Silver's come down with a case of... mono.

  Dylan : Jake has mono?

  Gavin : Yep. From kissing... another man.

  Dylan : Jake did NOT get mono from kissing a man.

  Gavin : Oh, yes, he did.

  Dylan : Why would Jake be kissing a man?

  Gavin : I don't know, who knows why hobbits do anything?

• Dylan Messinger : [showing up late at Jake's apartment]  It's drunk, and I'm raining.