The Ranch

TV Movie
2004
R
1h 30m

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5.2/10

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Jennifer Aspen, Jessica Collins, Samantha Ferris, Nicki Micheaux, and Paige Moss in The Ranch (2004)

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They're young, beautiful and every man's fantasy. Join the women of Diamond Ranch as they release unbridled passions in this seductive and unflinching look behind the doors of a private club... Read allThey're young, beautiful and every man's fantasy. Join the women of Diamond Ranch as they release unbridled passions in this seductive and unflinching look behind the doors of a private club that's based on a real-life brothel.They're young, beautiful and every man's fantasy. Join the women of Diamond Ranch as they release unbridled passions in this seductive and unflinching look behind the doors of a private club that's based on a real-life brothel.

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5.2/10

704

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See production info at IMDbPro

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Trivia
Jessica Collins' only nude scenes.

Goofs
When Kim's fiancée picks her up at the airport in Detroit, he is there waiting for her as she exits the plane. This was not allowed in 2004 unless the person has a boarding pass.

Alternate versions
There are two versions of this pilot film - the edited and the unedited version that contains a minute or two of nudity that include a lesbian scene.

Connections
Referenced in The Benchwarmers (2006)

Soundtracks
Queen Of Quiet
Written by Erin McKeown
Performed by Erin McKeown
Courtesy of Signature Sounds Recordings
By Arrangement with Crusty Old Timer, Inc.

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Lame, tame, and more of the same

Did you hear about the prostitute who went to confessions and recognized the priest's stuttering voice through the confessional screen as belonging to one of her customers? Probably not because I just made it up. The point is, "The Ranch" is far less creative than that as it takes you into a Nevada ranch-style brothel and a jambalaya of cliches and stereotypes. You'll see all manner of prostitute issues from health issues to security issues to social stigma issues to family issues...yadayadayada. You'll see ample T, some A, and some softcore stuff with plenty of frank sex talk in this dramady which plays out like part bad sitcom and part bad soap opera. What you won't see is originality, creativity, or the real deal. Yuck! (C)