Over the Hedge (2006)
Nick Nolte: Vincent
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Quotes
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Vincent : Wow.
RJ : Vincent!
Vincent : So I was just on my way down here to kill you, and I stopped to watch the show, and I gotta say... that right there, is a thing of beauty. That is the most vicious, deceitful, self-serving thing I've ever seen.
[Chuckles]
Vincent : Classic RJ. You take the food, and they take the fall. You keep this up, your gonna end up just like me. Having everything you ever wanted.
RJ : But I already had that.
Vincent : What, them? Who are you kidding? You said it yourself, you're a family of one. Always will be. It's how guys like you and me survive. So a few saps got hurt in the process. Tough. That's life. Trust me, you don't need them.
RJ : Actually, I do. And right now, they really need me. So I really need this!
[Takes the wagon with all the food]
Vincent : RJ!
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RJ : Vincent, wait! I can get it all back! That's right. If you eat me, you'd have to do it. But I can get it, all of it.
Vincent : My red wagon?
RJ : Redder!
Vincent : The blue cooler?
RJ : Blue cooler. On my list! Gotta be blue?
Vincent : Yes! And I want my Spuddies. I love those things. 'Cause with a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough.
RJ : So true. Painfully true. And I'll tell you what. I'm gonna get you the giant picnic pack, family-fun size.
Vincent : They have that?
RJ : I'm pretty sure.
Vincent : All right, R.J. I'm going back to sleep. When that moon is full, I'm waking up, and all my stuff had better be right back where it was.
RJ : But that's just one week! That's impossible for one guy!
[Vincent squeezes on RJ's head]
RJ : A week's perfect. I'll get some helpers.
Vincent : Full moon, all my stuff. And don't even think about running away, because if you do, I will hunt you down and kill you.
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Vincent : RJ? The moon's not full yet...
[notices RJ has his food]
Vincent : RJ. Don't tell me you're dumb enough to come up here and steal my stuff. RJ? I'm gonna have to kill you.
[Advances on RJ]
RJ : WAIT! The food is still in the cave, so technically, not stolen!
[accidentally bumps into the wagon, sending it down the hill]
RJ : Oh no, no, no, no! STOP!
[the wagon stops, RJ and Vincent chuckle nervously at each other until a truck destroys the wagon and food]
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Vincent : [about to kill him] Time's up, RJ!
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Vincent : Moon's full RJ. See you in the morning.