- Frankenstein's Monster: My feet hurt!
- Count Dracula: Don't give me that! I happen to know those aren't your feet!
- Frankenstein's Monster: What did you have to bring that up for?
- Igor: From Bulgaria. The incredible man who Doctor Frankenstein created in his spare time... from a lot of spare parts- The Frankenstein creature.
- Count Dracula: Igor, you did it again! How many times do I have to tell you? Keep my tomb door open at night and closed in the day. Open at night and closed in the day!
- Frankenstein's Monster: Are they gone yet?
- Count Dracula: Yes, it's safe for you to come out now and protect my life!
- Count Dracula: What do I do now?
- Igor: Master, believe me, they're just illusions. They cannot harm you.
- Count Dracula: Can't do any me harm, huh? Who did that? Termites?
- Witch: So who's going to dance with me?
- Count Dracula: [as he gets into his disco outfit after the Witch transforms into a blonde wearing red] Well.
- Witch: Well, for heavens sake! You look just like me.
- Girl dressed as witch: This is my favorite costume, because of you.
- Witch: It is? Why?
- Girl dressed as witch: Because you're one of my favorite people.
- Boy dressed as Scarecrow: We love you just the way you are! All the kids feel that way.
- Witch: You really love me? All right, I'll do it! Knowing you love me means more to me than any of his promises.
- Count Dracula: Oh, then we can forget those silly conditions that you asked for?
- Witch: Not on your life! You're going to keep every one of those promises just the same! Starting with the disco party right after I ride over the moon. So long, kids! This ride is just for you!
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By what name was The Halloween That Almost Wasn't (1979) officially released in Canada in English?
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