Gigli (2003)

Christopher Walken: Det. Stanley Jacobellis

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• Det. Stanley Jacobellis : Man, you know what I'd love to do, right now? Go down to Marie Callender's, get me a big bowl, pie, some ice cream on it, mmm-hmm good! Put some on your head! Your tongue would slap your brains out trying to get to it! INTERESTED? SURE?

• Det. Stanley Jacobellis : Larry, it's your mother!

• Det. Stanley Jacobellis : Larry, I have a chicken!

• Det. Stanley Jacobellis : I know. You don't know nothin'. I can tell, just by lookin' at you.

• Det. Stanley Jacobellis : The whole thing's probably alien abduction, like I said before.

• Det. Stanley Jacobellis : Your door's not thick enough to pretend you're not home when you're home.