- Ashley: Olsen & Olsen mystery agency. We'll solve any crime by dinner time, or else^Å Or else we all have to listen to Mary-Kate play the violin!
- Ashley: Maybe it's a footprint of the abonible
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- Ashley: snowman.
- Marion Winklestammer: Not likely.
- Mary-Kate: The Loch-Ness monster?
- Marion Winklestammer: Not a chance.
- Ashley: Uncle Lou?
- Mary-Kate: He's got feet the size of a Buick.
- Marion Winklestammer: Perhaps your uncle Lou possesses quite large feet. However, what we've got here is a fossil of a dinosaur.
- Mary-Kate & Olsen,Ashley: A dinosaur?
- Marion Winklestammer: It's over 250 million years old!
- Ashley: That's almost as old as Uncle Lou!