Nancy gets Ted involved with planning the school dance. Zack and Gilby use Ted's credit card for a website and, meanwhile, J.C. finds the perfect girl and finds out she is only twelve.
A modeling agent discovers JC, and asks JC to model for him. Meanwhile, JC doesn't know that he is doing gay modeling. Nancy's friend comes from New York and is in town to spend some time with her friend, Amy. Amy is gay and pretends to date JC.
Ted has a weekend to bond with his father. They go hunting and J.C. tags along. Meanwhile Lisa and Gilby have detention, and Zach tries to sneak his way in.