- The Contessa: Why look! I have the sneaky Miss von Schnickle in shackles!
- Agent #1: Say that ten times fast!
- Bunny von Schnickle: The sneaky Miss von Schnickle in shackles! The sneaky Miss von Schnickle in shackles...
- The Contessa: What is this, a Mel Brooks movie? Shut up Schnickle!
- Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger: Two letters come to mind when I think of the Marquis - S & M
- Agent #1: Oh don't worry, he's all M
- Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger: M?
- Agent #1: Massochist... they always like to hurt themselves more than others
- Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger: Well, not in my experience.
- Agent #1: Your experience?
- Dandelion Splendorface: Thank you Golden. Golden Hawn everyone!
- Goldie Hawn: It's Goldie!
- Agent #1: OK, but the major suck factor of the thing is that it's a 'stealth' object, meaning 'secret', and even Mac could see it bulging in your pants.
- Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger: End result, you wind up looking stupid.
- Agent #1: But what's worse, the fact that it makes you look stupid or that you might actually 'be' stupid?
- Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger: Are you saying I'm stupid?
- Agent #1: I'm simply posing a question.
- Agent #1: I'd rather be stupid.
- Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger: Explain.
- Agent #1: Well because if I just look stupid then I can still be smart enough to KNOW that I look stupid, and that, that would be a misery.
- Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger: That would be complete hell.
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