Scrubs (2001–2010)

Johnny Kastl: Doug

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Quotes 

• Doug : Hey, Klaus, I got a question for you: why is it in your country that Hamburg and Frankfurt have nothing to do with hamburgers and hot dogs?

  Janitor : [In german voice]  Why is your Lake Titicaca not filled with boobs and poop?

• Doug : [being filmed for a wedding video]  I'll have to agree with Chad. Turk, Carla, you guys are awesome. This is an awesome wedding and I'm having an awesome time and you two are gonna have an awesome life. Awesome!

• Todd : So, once you've got the hole at the bottom of the popcorn box, it's basically just a waiting game.

  Doug : And for the record, that technique does not work with hot nachos.

• J.D. : [J.D. looks over at Doug, all smiles, who's dialing the phone on the desk]  What are you doing?

  Doug : [excited]  I'm calling my dad!