One on One (2001–2006)

Robert Ri'chard: Arnaz Ballard

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• Arnaz Ballard : [after Arnaz promises Flex that he can get a celebrity for Breanna's birthday party]  So, your mom can definitely hook this up?

  Arnaz Ballard : No doubt! But if I do this, I'm going to need a favor from you.

  Mark "Flex" Washington : I am NOT pimping my daughter.

  Arnaz Ballard : I would never be stupid enough to ask you to, sir. But when that magical day does come, and I ask you for your daughter's hand in marriage, I just ask that you give us your blessing.

  Mark "Flex" Washington : Arnaz, if that day ever comes, I will give you my blessing. And then locusts will devour the earth.

• Arnaz Ballard : [singing]  Baltimore Woman! Stay away from me. / Baltimore Woman! Apartment 203! / Take my chances, hit the door! / I don't want see your face no more! Now woman!

  Breanna Barnes : Uh, I'm in Apartment 8.

  Arnaz Ballard : First you ruin our friendship, now my song!

• Arnaz Ballard : Breanna its me! Open up!

  Breanna Barnes : Oh no. What do I say?

  Spirit Jones : How about, "We should change your name to "Light Switch", because anybody can turn you on"?

  Breanna Barnes : No. That's all cool if you're immature. But me? I'm an actress. I have to give him "Cool Breanna". The "I don't care Breanna".

  [puts on a British accent] 

  Breanna Barnes : Enter!

  Arnaz Ballard : [barges in]  Breanna, I'm sorry about Charlotte. Look, I even wore an athletic cup for protection. Let me have it.

  Breanna Barnes : Oh, you silly boy. The only reason you would need a cup is for some tea. Would you care for a spot?

  Arnaz Ballard : No thanks. I'm gonna go... Cheerio.

  [leaves] 

  Breanna Barnes : [in accent]  That went very well don't you think?

  Spirit Jones : Breanna, he's gone. You don't need that accent anymore.

  Breanna Barnes : [in accent]  I very well do. Its bloody well keeping me from crying

• Breanna Barnes : I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. If he catches us, he's gonna kill us.

  Arnaz Ballard : I can't think of a better way to die.

• Arnaz Ballard : Breanna, you know how I feel about you and I've never tried to hide it, and I think you feel the same way, but since your leaving I can understand if you don't wanna say anyth...

  [Breanna kisses Arnaz] 

  Arnaz Ballard : If I'd known this was gonna happen, I wouldn't have had pickles for lunch. I would've had the salad. Poppyseed, poppyseed tastes good...

  Breanna Barnes : You talk too much!

• [cell phone rings] 

  Spirit Jones : It's my momma!

  Breanna Barnes : It's my daddy!

  Arnaz Ballard : It's my Duane!