Episode list

Grand Opening Today. Manager Mike Read and his staff welcome you to television's first department store on the air. It's packed with goodies and everything's free! Mike's been stocking up with the music, star guests and cartoons that you have ordered. Watch out for Keith Chegwin. He's making personal deliveries with our Mobile Branch. Please use our Customer Services, John Craven is in charge. You're invited to a wedding. Come and see You-know-who getting married to You-know-who. David Icke turns our Sports Counter upside down with news from down under. Don't miss Paul Daniels in the Joke Department. There's a star bargain on offer. Send in your orders to Manager Mike at the Saturday Superstore.

Manager Mike Read presents a scintillating variety of stock in all departments. Out-of-town orders personally delivered by Keith Chegwin. Fun for all in the Main Hall. Join the Superstore staff for a Fame style dance class with top choreographer Arlene Phillips. See Mike Read's knees and try and win our special bargain-John Craven's leg-warmers. There are star bargains from the book and video departments on offer this morning and many, many more attractions, including a personal appearance from Sheena Easton.