Finding Nemo (2003)

Bruce Spence: Chum

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Quotes 

• Dory : Hi. I'm Dory.

  Anchor , Chum , Bruce : Hello, Dory.

  Dory : And, uh, well... well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.

  [the sharks applaud] 

  Chum : Wow, that's incredible!

  Bruce : Good on ya, mate!

  Dory : Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.

• Chum : Humans - -think they own *everything*.

  Anchor : Probably *American*.

• Bruce : Now there is a father looking for his little boy.

  [starts crying] 

  Bruce : I never knew my father!

  Anchor : Come on, group hug.

  Chum : We're all mates here, mate.

• Marlin : There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...

  [sees the mask] 

  Marlin : Nemo!

  Chum : [laughing]  Nemo! Ha ha! Nemo... I don't get it.

  Bruce : For a clown fish, he's not that funny.

• Bruce : Hello. My name is Bruce.

  Anchor , Chum : Hello, Bruce.

  Bruce : It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.

  [Anchor and Chum applaud] 

  Chum : You're an inspiration to us all!

  Anchor : Amen!

• Bruce : Today's meeting is Step 5: Bring a fish friend. Everyone brought a fish friend?

  Anchor : Got mine.

  [a small fish shivering with fear] 

  Dory : Hi there!

  Bruce : What about you, Chum?

  Chum : Oh... um... I seem to have misplaced my, um... friend.

  [a fish skeleton peeks from Chum's teeth; Chum quickly sucks it back in] 

  Bruce : That's all right, mate. I had a feeling this would be a hard step. You can help yourself to one of my friends.

  Chum : [Taking Marlin]  Thanks mate. A little chum for Chum, eh?

• Chum : Dolphins, yeah! They think they're so cute. "Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you. Ain't I something?"

• Bruce : All right, anyone else? Hello, how 'bout you, mate? What's your problem?

  Marlin : Me? I don't... I don't have a problem.

  Bruce : Oh. Okay...

  Bruce , Anchor , Chum : [to each other]  Denial.

• [Marlin and Dory are each pulling on the mask; it snaps and hits Dory in the face] 

  Dory : Ow!

  Marlin : Oh, I'm really sorry. Are you okay?

  Dory : Ow, ow, ow!

  Marlin : I'm so sorry.

  Dory : You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding?

  [a wisp of blood floats from Dory's nose] 

  Marlin : Ohh!

  Dory : Ow. Ow. Ow.

  Bruce : Dory, are you okay...

  [Sniffs the blood; his eyes turn black] 

  Bruce : Oh, ooooooh, that's good...

  Chum , Anchor : Intervention!

• Bruce : Just a bite!

  Anchor : Now you hold it together, mate!

  Chum : Remember, Bruce! Fish are friends, not food!

  Bruce : Food!

• Marlin : He's my son, he was taken by these divers...

  Dory : Oh my, you poor fish.

  Chum : Humans - think they own *everything*.

  Anchor : Probably *American*.

• Bruce : Anchor! Chum!

  Anchor : There you are, Bruce. Finally!

  Bruce : We've got company.

  Anchor : Well, it's about time, mate!

  Chum : We've already gone through the snacks, and we're still starving!

  Anchor : We almost had us a feeding frenzy.

  Chum : Come on, let's get this over with.