Finding Nemo (2003)

Brad Garrett: Bloat

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Quotes 

• Nemo : Has anyone seen my dad?

  Peach : Honey, your father's probably back at the pet store.

  Nemo : Pet store?

  Bloat : Yeah. Like, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.

  Gurgle : Pet Palace.

  Bubbles : Fish-O-Rama.

  Deb : Mail Order.

  Peach : Ebay.

• [last lines] 

  [the fish have managed to roll into the ocean in their plastic bags] 

  Bloat : Ha, ha, ha, ha!

  Gill : We did it!

  [pause] 

  Bloat : Now what?

• Gill : From this moment on, you shall now be known as Sharkbait.

  Bloat , Gurgle , Bubbles : Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!

  Gill : Welcome, Brother Sharkbait!

  Bloat , Gurgle , Bubbles : Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!

  Gill : Enough with the Sharkbait.

  Gurgle : Sharkbait! Hoo... bop pa doo.

• Bloat : Uh-oh. Darla.

  Nemo : What's wrong with her?

  Gurgle : She wouldn't stop shaking the bag.

  [close up of the dead fish in the photo] 

  Bubbles : Poor Chuckles.

  Deb : He was her present last year.

  Bloat : Took a ride on the porcelain express.

  [Dentist flushes toilet] 

  Peach : She's a fish killer!

• [the Tank Gang is watching the dentist] 

  Deb : What have we got?

  Peach : Root canal, and by the looks of those X-rays, it's not going to be pretty.

  [Dentist drills and patient screams] 

  Bloat : Rubber dam and clamp installed?

  Peach : Yep.

  Gurgle : What did he use to open?

  Peach : A Gator-Glidden drill. He seems to be favoring that one lately.

  Deb : [sighs]  I can't see, Flo.

  [Dentist picks teeth and patient screams] 

  Peach : Now he's doing the Schilder technique.

  Bloat : Ooh, he's using a Hedstrom file.

  Gurgle : That's not a Hedstrom file, it's a K-FLEX.

  Bloat : It has a tear-dropped cross section. Clearly, a Hedstrom.

  Gurgle : No, no, K-Flex.

  Bloat : HEDSTROM.

  Gurgle : K-FLEX!

  Bloat : HEDSTROM!

  [Inflates] 

  Bloat : Oomp. There I go. A little help, over here.

  Deb : [sighs]  I'll go deflate him.

• Bloat : Nemo, newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the summit of Mt. Wannahockaloogie to join with us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood!

  Nemo : Huh?

  Peach : We want you in our club, kid.

  Nemo : Really?

  Bloat : If you are able to swim through... The Ring of Fire!

  [Nothing] 

  Bloat : [Under his breath]  Turn on the Ring of Fire. The Ring of Fire!

  Jacques : Oops!

  [turns on the volcano] 

  Bloat : You said you could do it.

  [the volcano is on] 

  Bloat : Ring of Fire!

• Gill : Who's with me?

  Bloat : I.

  Deb : I.

  Bubbles : I.

  Gurgle : I think you're nuts.

• Gurgle : [looking around dirty tank]  Ahh, no, no. Ah!

  Bubbles : [Bubbles opens tank]  The bubbles, the bu?

  [dirty bubble pops in his face] 

  Bubbles : Ugh!

  Gurgle : [sees Bloat eating dirt]  Bloat, that's disgusting!

  Bloat : Tastes pretty fine to me.

  [burp] 

  Gurgle : Doesn't anyone realize that we are swimming in our own...?

  Peach : Shhh! Here he comes.

• Bloat : You must pass through... The ring of Fire.

  [pause] 

  Bloat : Turn on The Ring of Fire. The *Ring of Fire*. You said you could do it.

  Jacques : Oops, sorry.

• Marlin : Where's Nemo? Where is he?

  Bloat : [pointing frantically]  Dentist! Dentist!

  Marlin : What's a dentist? What is that?