Legally Blonde (2001)

Luke Wilson: Emmett

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• Emmett : Did you take Mrs. Windham on a date?

  Enrique Salvatore : Yes.

  Emmett : Where?

  Enrique Salvatore : A restaurant in Concord, where no one could recognize us.

  Emmett : How long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham?

  Enrique Salvatore : Three months.

  Emmett : And your boyfriend's name is...

  Enrique Salvatore : Chuck.

  Emmett : Right.

  [Everyone gasps/laughs] 

  Enrique Salvatore : Pardon me, pardon me. I thought you said friend; Chuck is just a friend.

  Chuck : YOU BITCH!

• Emmett : I can't believe you just called me a butthead. I don't think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade.

  Elle : Maybe not to your face.

• Elle : [wearing a bunny costume and shopping for a laptop computer]  Don't ask.

  Emmett : Wasn't gonna.

• Elle : [to Emmett]  So, if you don't know an answer they're just gonna kick you out.

  Emmett : So you have Stromwell, huh?

  Elle : Yes. Did she do that to you too?

  Emmett : No, but she did make me cry once... not in class I waited until I got back to my room, but yeah she'll kick you right in the balls, or wherever.

• Professor Callahan : Smell this.

  Emmett : What is it?

  Professor Callahan : Her resume.

  Emmett : [sniffs the pink paper]  Smells good.