Death Nurse 2

Nick Millard's "Death Nurse" had a really open ending (it didn't as much end as it just stopped), so here's some more fodder for that all-important "is this even an actual movie?"-demographic. Usually watching a sequel without having seen the first one is a bad thing, but when it comes to this movie I really think it's actually less confusing that way. Two "actors" that got killed in the original return here as different characters, once and for all confirming the notion that Nick Millard doesn't have more than four or five friends. It's not just the actors that are familiar though: the hideous shot-on-video look, the hilariously unconvincing death scenes and even the complete non-ending also make their triumphant returns. And yet...dare I say this is actually a bit better than "Death Nurse 1"? The improvements are almost unnoticeable, but they're there. We get two new actors that do manage to breath some life into this mess, though don't expect either of them to be Ben Kingsley or something. We also get more outdoors footage, most of it is just a supermarket parking lot where you can't even hear what they're saying, but I'll take it. And lastly, rather than people with TB and whatnot this movie chooses to kill of mentally ill patients, who at least give us some good throwaway lines here and there. That's all I've got though: it's still pretty damn terrible.