After the end credits: "OK, that's it, turn off your computer and do something constructive.", then this changes to "Like play a little racquetball.", then "Or wash your car." then it moves through many suggestions, these are:
Or cook dinner.
Or join a funk band.
Or travel to a foreign country
Or run for president.
Or talk to a member of the opposite sex.
Or lube your car.
Or hose a weenie roast.
Or dig for buried treasure.
Or milk a cow.
Or have a yelling contest with your neighbor's dog.
Or perform brain surgery.
Or paint a yellow line in the center of your driveway.
Or write your name in the snow.
Or teach basket weaving to clams.
Or sing Welsh folk songs at the bank.
Or plant trees on public property.
Or confuse the person next to you.
Or make a triangular table.
Or hop, skip, and jump.
Or ride a train.
Or organize your sock drawer alphabetically.
Or go bowling with you mom.
Or train potato bugs to do tricks.
Or make a quilt.
Or publish a magazine about pencil shavings.
Or eat lime jello with pineapple in it.
Or pave a freeway.
Or learn to draw.
Or take up photography.
Or learn to tell time.
Or photocopy money.
Or got out for pasta.
Or sew a dress.
Or bathe your iguana.
Or go fishing.
Or paint a stranger's house in the middle of the night.
Or take up windsurfing.
Or change your hairstyle.
Or sharpen your whiteboard markers.
Or feed a toucan.
Or enjoy the sun.
Or do a crossword puzzle.
Or buy some cool clothes.
Or go to the beach.
Or play croquet with your dad.
Or water your plants.
Or build a dollhouse.
Or invite some friends over for salmon and white wine.
Not!
And then it starts again at "Or wash your car." and the suggestions are repeated until the game is turned off.
Mixed among the end credits:
Fun and Excitement Supervisor: Alexa Eurich
Gum Chewing: Michele Harrell
Yoyos: Tom Kuhn Custom Yoyos, Ltd.
Goofy Pun Consultant: Noah Falstein
Environmental Specialist: Paul Thermidor
Feelings Coordinator: Commander Buttonhead
Wrangling: Lucy Bradshaw
Inspiration and Admiration: Paul Hill
"Works like crazy!" -- Hal Barwood
"So, what's for dinner?" -- Jenny Sward
Mid-way through the end credits is a clip of Elaine Marley standing beside the big hole that Guybrush fell down saying "I wonder what's keeping Guybrush? I hope LeChuck hasn't cast some horrible SPELL over him or anything."
At the beginning of the end credits: "Featuring Walt as Himself". Walt is the dog that holds the keys to the jail cell on Phatt Island (the game is entirely animated so no real dog would have been used)
At the end of the end credits: "Introducing Khris Brown as Chester". Chester is the person Guybrush speaks to when he calls the LucasFilm Games Hint Line. No other character in the cast is credited, apart from Walt the dog (there is no voice cast in the original versions of the game)