- Squire Fairfield: So, what news of London?
- Alice Fairfield: Yes, I would love to hear.
- Charles Fairfield: All the same, thieves everywhere, but the worst wear wigs and practice law.
- Harry Fairfield: Well said Charley, there are more thieves in the courts than the filthiest alehouse.
- Squire Fairfield: What do you want with lawyers?
- Charles Fairfield: As little as possible.