- Ginger Foutley: I can't live under a stairwell my whole life.
- Macie Lightfoot: Actually, with rationed can-goods and a space blanket, you might make it.
- Carl Foutley: Don't let the door hit you where the big guy split you.
- Robert Joseph 'Hoodsey' Bishop: That... is *SO* cold.
- [Lois, Carl, Ginger, and Hoodsey are watching old home movies. In the movie, Grandma Foutley is tossing Carl up in the air. She throws him into a ceiling lamp]
- Carl Foutley: Hey!
- Ginger Foutley: That certainly explains a lot.
- Carl Foutley: Mom, where's the super strength masking tape?
- Lois Foutley: In the crisper, where you left it.
- Lois Foutley: So you're telling me you didn't bring anything creepy or weird into this house?
- Carl Foutley: With the exception of Hoodsey... no.