The Addams Family (1992–1993)

Rip Taylor: Uncle Fester, Festerman, Rumplestiltskin

Quotes 

• Gomez Addams : Boy, these family wrestling matches sure are enjoyable. Right, Fester?

  Uncle Fester : You said it, Gomez! And thanks to Lurch, I'll spend the next week coughing up vital organs.

• Uncle Fester : I'm allergic to whipped cream, you got any pencil shavings?

  Mrs. Normanmeyer : Ewwww.