- Fall-Apart Rabbit: Good morning, afternoon or evening, sir or madam. Can I interest you in a set of encyclopedias A-Z missing only B-Y, available at an introductory price of merely twice their actual value?
- Officer Bonkers D. Bobcat: I'm really sorry, Lucky. I kinda forgot that toon parachutes only open on impact.
- Detective Lucky Piquel: Forget it, Bonkers. It was fortunate I landed in that field of haystacks.
- Officer Bonkers D. Bobcat: Yeah, too bad you didn't land *on* one, though. Ouchie, huh?
- Limo: Right boss!
- Seymour: Let's sell this dump to some other dim bulb's!
- Officer Miranda Wright: Great. First I lose the maid, then I lose my gun, and now I lose my partner! I should have stayed home and watched the soaps.
- Sergeant Francis Q. Grating: Stay cool... nobody panic... everything's going to be all right... EVACUATE!
- Mad Hatter: There you are! Where have you been? And how have you been? And *why* have you been?
- Officer Bonkers D. Bobcat: Do it for all the good times we've had together!
- Jitters: We've never had any good times.
- Officer Bonkers D. Bobcat: So... do it for all the good times we might have in the future.
- Jitters: If I do this, I might not *have* a future.
- Officer Bonkers D. Bobcat: Then you'll do it?
- Jitters: I will?
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