Episode list

Roos is about to give birth while the Swift Boys discover a refugee hiding at the soccer club.

Johnny is in financial trouble when he has to pay his subscription and the gravestone for Pa Meeuwse.

The Swift Boys have to play a German team.

For the sake of Fair Play (and a sum of money that can be won), Swift Boys will be playing another Fair Play team.

On their way to play PVCDW the Swift Boys get lost.

A journalist (Heyman) has written an appalling article about Swift Boys. The Swift Boys want rectification and Jos Heyman agrees to play a game with the Swift Boys.

Mark has a problem: He has to take care of his son Rikkie and he has to play a game against the Poldervogels.

Peter is running for chairman of Swift Boys.

The Swift Boys need an extra player and Johnny's cousin Roy volunteers.

The mates go to Bram's home when none was called as usual, and discover a birthday party is going on, in a style making clear they didn't know in 15 years he's actively gay. After grudgingly coming to terms with Bram's former closet gay-silence, they get another surprise; the party was a surprise from his new boy-friend, Philip, who rides an equally beautiful horse and has an almost magical way with wives, pets, even the soccer mates themselves are soon all won over by his charm and helpful gifts like 'bunny whispering', but Bram feels Philip joining the soccer team would invade an established vital part of his life...

Despite standing in line for six hours, Bram failed to get England-Holland cup match tickets, so the Swift Boys ask the chairman a meeting with a black market trader, but they turn his offer down when hearing Wim's wife Anja has won six VIP tickets in a radio contest. Alas she intends to take only gay Filip and four 'other' soccer wives, causing the boys to try flattery, soccer quizzes and fury, all in vain: Wim has to apologize and pay double again, then bid against their own chairman which ups the price to 1,0OO guilders, a dirty trick. Wim gives the girls a ride but switches the tickets, yet the boys get a cold shower and manage to make it even worse...

Once again, Mark has cheated on Roos. This time with her mother.

Hearing Mark is finally to wed Roos, the Swift Boys plan a grand bachelor evening after the game. Alas, Peter's Viagra pills slipped into drinks have a bewildering effect, notably on susceptible Willem, who has hallucinations, strips naked and tries to hump a cow, so Hero lures him to the showers. Roos finds out about the orgy and locks the boys in, so her hen night can steal all their expensive fun, except for the stripper twins, whom the club president makes believe he's the party boy.