Quotes

The Star Wars Holiday Special

Holographic wow: Am found in your eyes only eyes only - I am in your mind as you create me. Ohhh yes... I can feel my creation...
[giggles]
Holographic wow: I'm getting your message - are you getting mine?"
Itchy: [orgasmic sounding] ARRGGHHHUGHH!
Holographic wow: Oh... oh... we are excited, aren't we?

Princess Leia Organa: [sung to the tune of the star wars theme] A day that takes us through the darkness/a day that leads us into light/a day that we celebrate/the LIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHTTTT!"

Han Solo: Well, trust a droid to get to the bottom of things.
Luke Skywalker: Boba sure fooled the rest of us.
C-3PO: I beg your pardon, sir. Chewbacca suspected all along there was something bad about Boba.
Luke Skywalker: How did you know, Chewie?
[Chewbacca murmurs]
C-3PO: May I quote directly, sir? "He just didn't smell right."

Saundan: Don't worry Malla. I know just why you're calling. You're wondering when that shaggy carpet you ordered will arrive at your home.
Malla: RRURGHRUGHHUGHH!
Saundan: Let me assure you, madam, it's on its way. You know it was made especially for you by a little old woman four planets away. She did it all by herself. In fact, you might say she did it by han', solo.

Han Solo: Would you look at Lumpy! He's sure grown, huh? And I think his voice is changing
Lumpy: Arrgararrggaar!
Han Solo: Come on, I'm just teasing.

Han Solo: That's the spirit! You'll be celebrating Life Day before you know it! Standby, here's where we say goodbye to our unpleasant friends.

Darth Vader: I want the rebels located and identified if it means searching every household in the system.

C-3PO: It is indeed true that at times like this R2 and I wish we were more than mechanical beings and we were really alive so we could share your feelings with you.

Holographic wow: I am your fantasy. I am your experience. So experience me. I am your pleasure. Enjoy me. This is our moment together in time that we might turn this moment into an eternity.

Boba Fett: I have made contact with the rebels and all is proceeding as you wished, Darth Vader.
Darth Vader: Good work, but I want them alive. Now that you've got their trust - maybe they will take you to their new base.
Boba Fett: This time we will get them all.
Darth Vader: I see why they call you the best bounty hunter in the galaxy.

Han Solo: Out of the frying pan into the fire, huh pal? How should I know we'd come outta hyperspace into the middle of an Imperial convoy. At least against these fighters we got more of a chance. However slim...

Luke Skywalker: You saved my life. Thank you.
Boba Fett: You are alone?
Luke Skywalker: I have two droids. We come in search of a ship that crashed near here.
Boba Fett: Maybe I can help you. I am Boba Fett.

Han Solo: He says our friend Boba found serum for the talisman virus.
Luke Skywalker: Boba, you're a hero and a faithful friend. You must come with us.
[R2 bleeps]
Luke Skywalker: What's the matter with R2?
C-3PO: I'm afraid, sir, it's because you said Boba's a friend and faithful ally. That does not feed properly into R2's information bank.
Luke Skywalker: What are you talking about?
C-3PO: We've intercepted a message between Boba and Darth Vader, sir. Boba Fett is Darth Vader's right-hand man. I'm afraid this whole adventure has been an Imperial plot.
Boba Fett: We'll meet again, friends.
[Boba Fett escapes by flying through the Falcon's top hatch]

Princess Leia Organa: This holiday is yours, where we all share with you the hope that this day brings us closer to freedom and to harmony and to peace. No matter how different we appear, we're all the same in our struggle against the powers of evil and darkness. I hope that this day will always be a day of joy, in which we can reconfirm our dedication and our courage. And more than anything else, our love for one another. This is the promise of the Tree of Life.

Ackmena: Well, I'm certainly not going to get rich with customers like you. I thought I taught you to drink faster than that. Well, at least you're steady. Oh, come on now. Drink up. There's plenty more where that came from.

Saundan: Thought you might like this... it's a... well, it's kind of hard to explain... it's a... WOW! You know what I mean? Happy Life Day... and I do mean Happy Life Day.

Chef Gormaanda: It's not only a very hearty, nourishing dish, but it's very economical, too. So all those hungry mouths in your household will be going "yummy yum for their tummy tum." If you just follow along with me as I prepare this popular favorite.

Ackmena: You're such a dear, friend. You know I'm here, friend. Is that a tear, friend. In your eye? Now, it's goodnight, friend. Goodnight friend. Goodnight but not...

Saundan: [to Imperials] So why don't you boys relax, put your feet up, make your selves at home. Now, Wookiee food isn't the greatest, but I'm sure I can whip you up something in the kitchen we can all eat,
[to Malla]
Saundan: you don't mind, do you Malla?
Malla: RRURRUGR!
Saundan: Malla, you get in the kitchen and help me!

Princess Leia Organa: [Leia sees Malla on the video feed channel] Malla, it's so good to see you - Happy Life Day!
Malla: RRURGHRUGRURGHHHH!
C-3PO: Oh. She says it may be a Happy Life Day for you, but personally she's seen happier ones.
Princess Leia Organa: I don't want to tie up the channels.

Ackmena: What'll it be?
Krelman: Hello Ackmena.
Ackmena: OK, we'll do it your way: hello. Now we'll do it my way: what'll it be?
Krelman: Can we talk?
Ackmena: Well, of course we can talk - we are talking. You're not ordering, I'm not pouring, we are not drinking, we are talking.
[Moves flower]
Ackmena: I'm moving this to make room for a drink so that next time I say "What'll it be?" and you tell me, I can put it right there.

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