- Big Baby Sweets: You got 24 motherfucking hours to come up with my money. You don't come up with my money... I'ma smoke that ass!
- Big Stank: 24 hours. You don't come up with his motherfucking money, I'MA smoke dat ass.
- Lil' Poot: Yeah, bitch. 24 motherfucking hours.
- Big Baby Sweets: What we gonna have to do is send him a message.
- Lil' Poot: Know you right! Send this hoe ass a message.
- Big Baby Sweets: We're gonna get to the streets. And we gonna let this poeple that we pissed.
- Lil' Poot: Amen! Amen!
- Big Baby Sweets: More than that, we gonna let them know exactly why we pissed.
- Lil' Poot: [whispers to Stank] Why we pissed?
- Big Stank: Bitch you better recognize why the fuck we pissed!
- [pauses... than whispers to Big Baby Sweets]
- Big Stank: Why we pissed?
- Big Baby Sweets: Cause somebody been fucking with my motherfucking money!
- Big Baby Sweets: Fat Tittie Kittie got some big luscious bags of silicone. They glisten in the moon. They shine in the sun. They riggle and jiggle and bounce...
- [Big Baby Sweets notices Lil' Poot and Big Stank drooling over his suit]
- Big Baby Sweets: GET OFF ME!
- Big Baby Sweets: [to Little Old Lady] Don't come back without my motherfucking money!
- [after a pause]
- Big Baby Sweets: And... uh... tell daddy I said 'hi'.
- Big Baby Sweets: Green Willie here sells fake gold stamps 24k. He sells fake bracelets, watches, teeth...
- [Looks at Lil' Poot who starts hiding his gold teeth behind his hand]
- Big Baby Sweets: What's up with my money, motherfucko?
- Hazad: Here. Please accept this personal check of mine.
- Big Stank: Man fuck that! He done told you, no motherfucking checks or money orders, bitch.
- Lil' Poot: That's right, bitch. Come correct son.
- Big Baby Sweets: Let's come to a personal favorite of mine: Father Duckett. Owns and operates in... whatever he does to 45 churches across New York.
- Lil' Poot: Amen, sucker!
- Big Baby Sweets: Father Duckett, I believe in you.
- Father Duckett: God bless you my son.
- Big Baby Sweets: I believe you gonna get me my motherfucking money!
- Big Baby Sweets: Lastly there's Ape Boy. This rowdy crazy gorilla motherfucker likes to make his money the old fashion way. Car jackings, hijackings, jacking jackings.
- Big Stank: Uh... Ape ain't here, dawg.
- Fat Tittie Kittie: It's that motherfucker they call Sugar Bear.
- [Sugar Bears short music gets played]
- Big Baby Sweets: Bitch, who the fuck is this Sugar Bear.
- [Sugar Bears short music gets played again]
- Fat Tittie Kittie: He's a cop from Frisko. He's the baddest cop on the force. I heard he took the entire Frisko cartell on by himself. I heard that motherfucker swallowed a hand granade to save a bunch of refugees and shit. He's one bad motherfucker.
- Big Baby Sweets: [looks into the camera] Now there's an Oscar waiting to happen.
- Big Baby Sweets: [after Fat Tittie Kittie got shot by Hack Benjamin] So much talent, such a waste.
- Lil' Poot: You're damn right.
- Big Baby Sweets: This motherfucker rolls into my city and arrest one of my men making me look like a little bitch!
- Lil' Poot: He made you look like a little bitch!
- [Sweets looks angry at Lil' Poot]
- Big Stank: I mean, he made me look like a little bitch!
- Big Baby Sweets: Now where is my muthafuckin' money?
- Big Stank: Yeah, where's my motherfucking money?
- Hack Benjamin: [cocks his shotgun and puts it to Stank's head]
- Big Stank: I mean Big Baby Sweets' money!
- Big Stank: [from an outtake scene during the end credits] Man, ya'll silly suckas smell like shrimp butt!