- [fighting off Nanomachine's army of sentient blade-wielding tendrils]
- Daisuke Jigen: Now would be a good time to leave!
- Arsene Lupin III: What, you're afraid of a couple of pointy sticks? No, I'm staying here, Jigen!
- [Lupin gets his buttocks slashed, he screams and bolts]
- Inspector Koichi Zenigata: Then I'll write my autobiography and publish it all over the world! I already have a title! 'Inspector Zenigata: Love and War with Lupin III'! I only had 'War' at first, but that might turn female readers off. So I added 'Love', too...