Simon Sez

1999
PG-13
1h 25m

IMDb RATING

2.7/10

7.2K

YOUR RATING

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Action Comedy

Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

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IMDb RATING

2.7/10

7.2K

YOUR RATING

See production info at IMDbPro

Awards
- 1 win total

Trivia
Dane Cook replaced Robert Downey Jr. because Downey dropped out and they needed someone within a few days.

Goofs
In the hotel room as Simon is arming himself and arguing with Nick (Dane Cook), he calls Nick "Dane."

Quotes
Ashton: Remove them! It's a bridge, for god's sake; not a petting zoo!

Connections
Featured in Nostalgia Critic: Simon Sez (2011)

Soundtracks
Dr. Strangelove
Written and Produced by Holy Ghost

User reviews65

Review

Featured review

3/10

Bad

This reeked of a bomb, yet I had to watch it because Dennis Rodman movies always provide that so bad it's good theme going for them. This one was no exception: terrible acting, bad music, and an even worse plot are all repertory examples. This was the worst out of the 3 legitimate movies he was in ("Double Team" and "Cutaway" were slightly better because they either had better actors in it to somewhat make up for the loss or at least fairly suitable dialog). But in this the one-liners just fell flat and weren't even laughable for how bad they were. It's good I saw this so if by some chance there was another unfortunate such as myself that saw this as well we can ever so delightfully bash it together. Such a bad movie!

Final put-down:

Movies : NO! It was released straight to video anyways.

DVD Purchase : You've got to be kiddin' me.

Rental : If you say so.