Superstar (1999)

Father Ritley : You must resist, children. Resist the urge that lingers in your loins. But as the saying goes, "Girls have a button and boys have a pole, and wicked touching takes its toll."

Maria Ganitisis : [at the talent show audition - singing] The devil went down to Georgia, He was looking for a soul to steal, He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind, And he was willing to make a deal, When he came across this young man, Sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot, And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Boy, let me tell you what", And the devil's in you, and the devil's in me, And the devil's got a big hard co...

Father Ritley : [interupts the audition] Uh, Maria! Thank you, Maria. Thank you.

[Communion]

Father Ritley : Body of Christ.

Evian Graham : Are these non-fat?

Father Ritley : Miss Gallagher, what was that horrible thing you said to Sister Eileen?

Mary Katherine Gallagher : I told her to move her big white butt or I would cold cock her honky ass.

Father Ritley : To Sister Eileen? Why would you say such a thing?

Mary Katherine Gallagher : The video store where I work got Spike Lee movies.

Father Ritley : Mary, you're a special girl, so special that we're going to put you in special ed.

Father Ritley : Mrs. Gallagher, I called you here today to discuss your granddaughter's problem. Now, upon reflection, I think a combination of prayer and Ritalin could eliminate her excess energy.

Grandma Gallagher : How dare you. My Mary has no problem. My granddaughter is a star.

Mary Katherine Gallagher : What?

Grandma Gallagher : Look at that face. She looks like a young Elizabeth Taylor. You may call her hyperactive. But if the Good Lord gave her excess energy, then, by God, no one's taking it from her.

Father Ritley : You're the rewind girl at Kip's Video.

Mary Katherine Gallagher : Yes, I am.

Father Ritley : Well, Mary, let's pretend that your life's a movie. We rewind it. It ends. You're dead. How was it?

Mary Katherine Gallagher : My feelings would best be expressed in a monologue from the made-for-TV movie "Portrait of a Teenage Centerfold", starring Miss Lori Singer from "Footloose".

Father Ritley : If you must.

Mary Katherine Gallagher : It excites me, Daddy. Don't you see? I like it when the men look at me. You try to keep me trapped here in this small town like a little animal. But I am bustin' out, Daddy! I'm gonna see the world, and the world is gonna see me! They're gonna see all of me, Daddy! All of me!

Father Ritley : Evian, I'm disappointed in you. At this school, any student, including Mary, is allowed to make a fool of herself at the auditions.

Father Ritley : [at the talent show audition] So, what are you going to do for us, Mary?

Mary Katherine Gallagher : I just wanna say - that I'm multitalented, but today I've chosen to express myself through song. Okay.

[singing]

Mary Katherine Gallagher : You - You ask me if I love you, And I choke on my reply, l'd rather tell you honestly, Than mislead you with a lie, And sometimes when we touch, The honesty's too much, I have to close my eyes, And hide, I wanna hold you till I die, Till we both break down, And cry, I wanna hold you, Till the fear in me, Subsides...

Father Ritley : You must be strong and resist. For those who are weak will no doubt one day burn and fester in the swollen VD-infested, fiery pits of hell! But, let's have some fun.

Father Ritley : Welcome to St. Monica's Catholic High School. So, are we all ready to fight VD ? I hope that you're as excited as I am.

Helen Lewengrub : You're feeling sad. So you know what it's time for?

Mary Katherine Gallagher : What?

Helen Lewengrub : Super model documentary hour!

[Mary and Helen pose and they are in a photo shoot fantasy posing for a photographer]

Mary Katherine Gallagher : Shall I look straight here?

Helen Lewengrub : [speaking in a French accent] I was just walking down the street one day and a man come up to me and he said "would you like to be a supermodel?" And I said "oui" and the next day I'm in New York on the cover of Vogue.

Mary Katherine Gallagher , Helen Lewengrub : Ooh wooh!

Mary Katherine Gallagher : Christy Turlington and Naomi Campbell are two of my very best friends and we get together and it's like total total and utter insanity. Insanity!

[Helen mouths "insanity]

Mary Katherine Gallagher : It's like three of the most gorgeous girls raising... .. hell!

Father Ritley : [Father Ritley appears behind the girls and the fantasy ends] problem ladies?

Mary Katherine Gallagher : Sorry Father Ritley. Sorry everybody.

[Mary turns to Helen and they start laughing silently]

Mary Katherine Gallagher : [In a dream about Sky and her friends and Father Ritley in astronaut suits] Sky, promise me, after you destroy the meteor that's headed towards earth, you'll come back and kiss me?

Sky Corrigan : I promise babe.

Sky Corrigan : [singing] all my bags are packed. I'm ready to go. I'm standing here, outside your door.

Father Ritley , Thomas , Maria Ganitisis , Howard Feinstein , Owen Flanagan , Helen Lewengrub : [All singing] I hate to wake you up to say goodbye!