Billboard Dad (1998)

Quotes

Billboard Dad

Tess: How come you didn't tell on us?
Ryan: 'Cuz I'm not a rat.
Tess: Spare us the prison code of honor. You didn't tell on us 'cause now you've got one up on us. You can use it later when you really want re revenge.

[Emily has a crush on her diving instructor Brad. After a dive]
Brad: Good, Emily, you're getting better!
Emily: Thanks, Bod, I mean Brad!

Emily: [about Brad] He called you his girl?
Tess: Get over yourself, Emily.

Ryan: Who asked you, Munchkin?
Emily: I'm monster.
Tess: I'm munchkin.

Emily: [noticing the billboard plan worked] Cool to the Max!

Tess: You know, if you concentrate it as much you do on your diving instructor, we might have a chance to win at the regionals.
Emily: I can't help it. He's a hunkasaurous. How could you not think that he's totally delish?

Brad: I've never trained a more beautiful and talented diver. Can I take you to the next 7th grade dance?
Emily: Pick me up at... 7:30?
[winks]

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