I'll Be Home for Christmas (1998)

Jonathan Taylor Thomas: Jake

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Quotes 

• Tracey Wilkinson : When did I become your slave?

  Jake Wilkinson : The day you were born.

• Jake Wilkinson : Say something romantic.

  Officer Max : Huh.

  Jake Wilkinson : say something apologetic.

  Officer Max : Huh.

  Jake Wilkinson : SAY SOMETHING ENGLISH.

• Jake Wilkinson : [stuck in the desert, dressed as Santa, thanks to Eddie and his friends. Tries to pull off the beard]  Ow! You glued it on, didn't you, you jerks!

  [Tries to take off the hat] 

  Jake Wilkinson : The hat too?

  [looks up in agony] 

  Jake Wilkinson : THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!

• Mayor Wilson : [catching Jake delivering the race money]  Hey, when did Santa start using the mail box?

  Jake Wilkinson : Oh, didn't you hear about the new work-exchange program? The postman should be coming down your chimney a little later.

• Officer Max : [after Jake couldn't convince Marjorie to forgive Max]  So, how'd it go?

  Jake Wilkinson : You know what a swirlie is?

  Officer Max : You mean when somebody jams your head in a toilet bowl and flushes it?

  Jake Wilkinson : Yeah, it was basically like that.

  Officer Max : Ah, man!

• Jake's Dad : Well, son, she's yours.

  [offers Jake the Porsche keys] 

  Jake Wilkinson : But, Dad, I didn't make make it home on time.

  Jake's Dad : Don't be silly. You were just a few seconds late. Here.

  Jake Wilkinson : No, a deal's a deal. Besides, she isn't ready yet.

  Jake's Dad : What do you mean?

  Jake Wilkinson : Well, we're not really finished fixing her up yet, are we? I mean, I'm sure it's going to take a bunch more Christmases together to get all the work done. Don't you think?

  Jake's Dad : Yeah. 30 or 40 at least.